SharpestLife19

Jan. 10, 1999 If you’re really hungry, day-old cheese that’s been baking in the sun all day takes on an entirely different light. Couple it with a hunk of dry, stale bread and you’ve got enough to last you all day. I clipped an orange Slice from the 7-11 on the corner of 3rd and Main. Next time I go, I’ll take Lulu along and between the two of us, one keeping watch and distracting the clerk and the other stealing, we could get a full two liters. Lulu is fourteen, a kid compared with my seventeen years. Lulu’s real name is Lucille, but when she hit the street, people took to calling her Lulu. She said it grew on he

"I Wish I were a Wetta" There's a special bug in New Zealand that you could make a pet 'a. It's big, long-legged, and smart, even! In fact, if you let a Real bright one be in charge of a whole set 'a Others. If people were more like them, I bet a Million dollars, that we'd all be better off. No, really! Don't roll your eyes and scoff. I wish I were a wetta. I could get through winter perfectly fine. I wish I were a wetta. I could stop my heart and start living again when I saw the first Spring sign. If I were a wetta, I think I'd be happy as a lark. 'Cause if I were a wetta, I could live off of grubs and bark. I wish, I wish, I